Shit post

A wise old man once said “the only things you should say to a woman are ” yes” and “thank you” and the only time you should tell her “no” is as a last resort.”
Didn’t work out that well when my girlfriend snapped and tried to kill me after she found out I wanted to dump her.

She said after stabbing me several time “do you hate me?” To which I replied “yes” after she kept stabbing me for a while she said “see this is want happens how do you like it?” To which I replied “thank you” her head cleared after the 20th stab she said “oh god I’m sorry, I’ll call an ambulance” to which I replied “no” 
Point of the story, tell old people to fuck off if they don’t give you context.


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